Hillarious Military Instructions…….

“AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY.” -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND.” -US Marine Corps

“CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND.” -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop.

“IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU.” -Infantry Journal

“A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT.” -Army’s magazine of prevention maintenance

“IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED.” -US. Air Force manual

“TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO.” -Infantry Journal

“TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS.” -U.S. Army Ordnance

“FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS.” -Infantry Journal

“BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU’RE AFRAID.” -David Hackworth

“IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU’RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH.” -Infantry Journal

“NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION.” -Joe Gay

“ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER….ONCE.” -Anon

“NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO.” -Unknown Marine Recruit

“DON’T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.” -Infantry Journal

“IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM.” -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

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