Fuckin Chocolate !!!!

A man went to the store and asked the female cashier behind the counter, “Do you have any chocolate ice cream?” The cashier replies, “No we are out of chocolate ice cream.”

So the man asks, “Can I get a gallon of chocolate ice cream?” The cashier says, “No! we are out of chocolate ice cream.”

The man asks, ‘Can I get a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.” The cashier, getting frustrated, says “No! we are out of it.”

The man asks, “Can I get a pint of chocolate ice cream?”
So the cashier says, “Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?”
He says, “Yes! V-a-n.”
The cashier says, “Can you spell the straw in strawberry?”
He says, “Yes, S-t-r-a-w.”
The cashier says, “Can you spell the fuck in chocolate?” The man thinks and says, “Hey! there is no fuck in chocolate!”

The cashier says, “Right! That’s what I been trying to tell you! There is no fuckin chocolate!”

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