Conversation . . . . . .

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not – don’t you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I’d get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.

WOMAN: – – – silence – – –
MAN: Oh Shit.

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