Why Men Are Just Happier People – 2

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental – $100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood – all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

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