You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental – $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood – all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.