Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn. . .
– During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot.
– His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
– When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, “Scroll down.”
– Tells everyone he’s a pioneer in “palm computing.”
– He’s suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
– Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
– When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, “Boy, I’d like to click on her.”
– You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
– As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
– During sex, he shouts, “Refresh! Refresh!”
– His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you… he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.