Several cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
After listening to the pros and cons of the various ones brought up, one of the cowboys finally says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says another.
“Neither have I,” says a third. “What is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and you whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s’. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”