Best Blonde Funny Jokes – I

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom

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