John and His Boat…

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

Dave says, “John, what are you so happy for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’

I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘It’s either screw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave. She couldn’t swim!”

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, “What are you happy about today John?”

“Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me… tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’

I told her ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, ‘It’s either screw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave! She couldn’t swim!”

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin’ over a beer.

Dave says, “John, what are you so sad for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’

So I said, ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two.

I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘It’s either screw or swim!’ She pulled down her pants and…..

She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick! … and I can’t swim Dave! I can’t swim!”

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